Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
What if you decided to make a horcrux and the object you used was a food item like a cookie and then you ate it.
Would your soul still be split so you could live on forever or would you have consumed your soul back and reversed the horcrux or would the horcrux’s spells just not make it possible to eat the cookie or what???
potterheads ask the real questions
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
Sounds about right
i can’t breathe bless you rowling you perfect human being